Brian Paddock makes my blood boil

I can’t watch ITV’s “I’m a celebrity get me out of here”. Not because it’s terrible inane programming designed for poor people and work-shy’s on the dole. Nope, it’s because of Brian Paddock. I hate that gay guy!

Why is he on this show? He’s not famous, he’s just some attention whore who can’t help keep mentioning that he’s a bender at every possible moment. Brilliant, you’re a gay, well done. Now can we get on with our lives? And by the way – nobody cares.

He’s a person who practically cried when Timmy Mallet scratched his arm. Seriously, why would anyone admit to being beaten up by Timmy Mallet? It was just another incident of him exaggerating an incident to the most preposterous extreme just to be the center of attention.

By far the worst of his crimes was his only response to when Joe who-are-you? called him out about bullying David Van Someone. In his meek wimpy voice he blurted “I love you Joe” over and over again. The vein in my neck nearly exploded! At that moment I would have paid £800 just to fly to Australia for only one day to the set of I’m a Celebrity just to kick him his nuts vagina.

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